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March 25, 2004

Right on cue.

Okay, so I am just past the 4-month mark and as all the pregnancy books say, I find myself with an abundance of frisky feelings. You know, of the sexy variety. So here I am feeling super feisty, but Iím not quite sure what to do with myself. I have put a moratorium on sex with Gordon (because he did some really boneheaded things that Iím not about to get into here) and weíre better off keeping things low key and simple. Sex complicates things, even when the sex is with the father of your baby.

The weird thing is despite all these sexual urges I donít really want to have sex. Well, I guess I DO want sex, really good, toe-tingling crazy sex, but I donít want it with Gordon or anyone else I know and I certainly donít want to sleep with some random guy. Besides, Iím pregnant! Who wants to sleep with a big fat pregnant girl? Exactly.

So Iím stuck. Stuck like a crazy apple in a crazy orchard. Finally, finally, FINALLY, I want sex, and thereís nowhere for me to turn. Lousy timing.

Speaking of sex, on Tuesday I find out if Iím having a boy or a girl. yay! very exciting! Iím hoping for a girl.

I just realized that my baby is going to be born the year of the monkey. HOW COOL IS THAT?! My baby is a MONKEY. It couldnít get any better, unless of course this was the year of the robot.

I know! I will just make up my own zodiac. From now on, starting in 1974 and occurring every 30 years is the year of the robot. Now both my baby and me are robots! HA! Take that astrology!

Posted by christa at March 25, 2004 04:13 PM


You should have sex with a robot.

Posted by: Morgan Montgomery Schlaline at March 25, 2004 04:26 PM

Morgan that is quite possibly the greatest idea you've ever had.

Posted by: christa at March 25, 2004 04:36 PM

I agree.

Vibrator = Sorta like a robot.

Posted by: Tiffany at March 25, 2004 05:14 PM

For godess sake, Christa, put some fresh batteries in the vibrator. There is nothing wrong with orgasms during pregnancy and since when do you need a man for those?

Posted by: Marianne at March 25, 2004 06:01 PM

Hell, I'm still stunned. I mean, wow. Not so much wow as WOW. It's just so... well... ah... WOW. Not to say that it isn't... well... because really it's... and I'm so... DAMN. Wow.

Posted by: Schmatrick at March 26, 2004 11:21 AM

After watching the series "Taken" (wich started out great, then got pretty silly) on DVD, I have daydreamed that: Gordon, over a period of several months, is "taken". During the abductions his brain and various body parts are replaced with bio-mimetic, synthetic, nanotechnology components. Over time, Christa discovers that she can control his moods and behaviour, even his sexuality, with her PC. Well, back to work.

Posted by: DG at March 26, 2004 12:23 PM

Haha DG, that is very funny. I like that daydream. I really do. I've never seen taken, but now I think I might!

Posted by: christa at March 26, 2004 01:13 PM

Heh. Good times.

I agree- definatly fire up the old vibrator. But then the question arises...who to think about?

This just went into a creepy area. I'm gonna stop.

Posted by: Jamie at March 26, 2004 08:41 PM

I'm not talking about vibrators. I'm talking about robots. Maybe you strip down and get it on with a Battle-Bot. Hell, I don't know. I'm going home now. Bye.

Posted by: Morgan Montgomery Schlaline at March 26, 2004 08:57 PM


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