so apparently my last post made it seem like I have a kidney issue and need dialysis. no. my mother has a kidney disease and is now on dialysis. I was feeling bad because I’m so far away and she barely knows my kids. Overall, I was just feeling guilty.
But lots of people live for a long time on dialysis and it’s not like it’s chemo or anything, so it’s all good. I mean, not GOOD, but she’ll be fine. I’ll be fine. thank you for your concern. very kind of you.
I AM SORRY FOR MAKING YOU THINK IT WAS ME.
also, I’m shutting down loafe. so you better quick get your fill and eat lots of your favorite loafe before it goes away. for help on the best of loafe, visit my handy link there on the side–best of loafe, VOL 1. I never made it to VOL 2.
-my fattest pair of pants are now snug. woohoo! soon, I shall be the fattest thing to walk the planet. then I’ll be the fattest thing to roll the planet. woohoo!
-bruins get #2 pick in NHL draft yay!
-matt DBAG cooke gets KO’d by a little bitty youngster, from the thrashers no less. greatest day in my life. no, seriously.
-I am going to the following events:
a. bruins playoff home game 1 (monday april 19th)
b. conan o’brien
c. craig ferguson
d. they might be giants FREE on the greenway (next thursday) cause it’s earth day and shit, and if TMBG doesn’t = earth day I don’t know what does.
-apple’s multitasking feature is in the next iphone software release. but will not work on my phone, a 3g. blankety blankers.
-I HAVE THE CUTEST BABY IN THE WORLD. it’s true. visit this link and see for yourself. it’s a high-res video so it’ll take a few minutes to load, but it’s worth it. he’s eating a teething biscuit I gave him. I love him more than any of my other children combined.*
-I work with the coolest ladies in the world.
-all of my pajamas are torn in some manner or another. all of them. what a country. the pair I’m wearing now has been ripping up the leg all night long. which might be kinda sexy if I were at all sexy. but i’m not. so it’s just sad and gross.
-night of a 140 tweets? not that funny.
*I didn’t think I needed to put an asterisk here alerting you to the fact that I do not love one child any more than the other (yes I do) but by the way you’re looking at me, I see that I do. I love each of my offspring in equal amounts (no I don’t, I love baby more).
Being a parent, I have not only my own flaming failures to hate myself over, I now face a lifetime of my children’s failures as well. It’s really terrific.
I had a dream last night that I got nine (9!) new follower requests on twitter. The sad part is that I was very excited, I was very excited that 9 people wanted to follow me. nine whole entire people. I dreamed about twitter and I dreamed that I was happy to be getting nine followers.
sigh. I am the most boring person to ever live.
I saw the futurama last night when they talk about commercials being in dreams.
Leela: “Didn’t you have ads in the 20th century?”
Fry: “Well sure, but not in our dreams! Only on tv and radio…and in magazines…and movies. And at ball games, on buses, and milk cartons, and t-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky. But not in dreams! No sirree.”
