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the omnivore’s dilemma

By christa 15 January, 2008 random

I don’t know how I’m ever supposed to eat anything ever again. How am I even suppose to leave my house or do anything, ever? It’s all so depressing. everything…

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“If I could tell the world just one thing”

By christa 27 February, 2007 best of loafe, vol 1, random

It annoys me that I’m not good with both my hands. I do everything better with my right hand. I’m all Parkinson’s disease in my left hand. It’s wrong to…

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oh my space, apple of my ire.

By christa 20 March, 2006 random

I am not sure what’s happened over at myspace.com, but I think it has now become the largest collection of annoying people and ludicrous “homepages” ever. And there is so…

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61 inches

By Christa 21 February, 2005 random

I hate being short, I can’t reach anything. you tall people are ruining my life.

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Liquid Modernity

Somebody that I used to know

I need more grace than I thought

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