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April 21, 2004

Interviews and Resumes.

So I am in the process right now of looking through resumes and finding good candidates to interview for my position once I leave. I am having fun, although I feel really bad for all these computer people out of work. I want to give them all jobs! I am not looking forward to interviews though. I donít like that sort of thing.

I sure hope they donít like the new guy better than me! Not that it matters I guess, I just want to be well liked. But watch, the new person will come in and be smarter and better at my job than I ever was and everyone will love him and they will say ďthank god we got rid of Christa!Ē

only one week of school left! WOOHOO! I like school I really do, but after awhile it gets to be a bit of a drag.

So Iíve been a pretty big grumpasaurus rex the past few days. First because I found out Wilco canceled its tour dates for Tucson and Coachella, which means I wonít be seeing them. Stupid Jeff Tweedy. And second, fucking Boston blew it big time in the hockey playoffs. Even though Montreal won the series, they are still a rotten dirty team who deserves to be sunk in the ocean. Boston beat themselves, Montreal had nothing to do with it. And Iím convinced there is no justice in hockey, because if there were, despite the bad play of Boston, The Bís would have won. And Ottawa would have kicked the tar out of lousy Toronto.

Haha, earlier today I saw two posts from Montreal fans on the comments section, and I deleted those comments because I have the power and the control and they do not. HAHA. But if you had read those posts, you would have laughed. They had misspellings galore and all those shortened Internet abbreviations I so abhor and bad punctuation and lots of words like ďyou are a faggot, you stupid American, stick with your baseball!Ē (only not spelled correctly or worded so well) It made me laugh, and then I deleted their comments and laughed some more. HAHA, stupid canadians.

Posted by christa at April 21, 2004 12:58 PM


well - if you're picking out the resume's and interviewing... just pick the dumbest guy for the job, and everyone will love you. You won't care - you'll be gone!

Posted by: Morgan at April 21, 2004 02:46 PM

I think you should have left the comments on!! We can all use a good laugh now and then, especially if it is at the expense of Canadians.

Posted by: Marianne at April 21, 2004 09:41 PM

That's it...we're sending you Celine Dion!

Posted by: guruvious at April 22, 2004 10:37 PM

You're gonna have a friggin' baby! Bejesus! You turn your back around here for a minute and not only does Gordy slip one past the goalie it freakin' well stands!

That is fantastic news and you sound very pleased so I am very pleased for you in return.

I wish I could make up some malarkey about suffering amnesia for the past few months and that when I came to I was dressed in a fetching shade of orange in a holiday camp in Cuba or maybe even running drugs across the border of Mexico but in actual fact I have just been dead slack.

Anyway, I've read over what I've missed and I need to catch up...

Names. I think Buster or Sniff will be just fine for your first one, or both if he clones himself or goes all siamese inside you. I was going to say Spot as well but that would be plain ridiculous, I mean who ever heard of a boy named Spot...

That stooopid girl from work who you're not going to miss at all? Is that the same one who thought I was a stalker and threatened to call the friendly Boston cops on me? Hmmm, a hex on her over and over - may all her children be born with very small penises, including the boys.

And you can't be mean about Jeff Tweedy, many years ago he foresaw all of this and wrote a song in its honour and called it New Madrid.

Posted by: Simon at April 22, 2004 11:49 PM

I seriously hate it when people leave comments in my guestbook that are dumb/rude. I salute your deletions!

Posted by: stephanie a at April 23, 2004 03:26 PM

christa...i just realized that you're leaving
soon. this is no good. i don't like this. i want
to cry. and the baby jesus cries.

and do you still have what those wacky asswipes
from canada left as a post?? i feel like laughing
and foreigners tend to make me giggle...

Posted by: neely at April 24, 2004 01:14 AM

The only thing missing from Vegas is Christa!!!!!!!!

Why aren't you in Vegas with us????? We're here, where are you?????

Posted by: Tiffany at April 24, 2004 08:39 PM


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