paddy the painter

I have the biggest crush right now. He’s Irish (of course) and he was doing paint work for us. His name is Paddy. He’s dreamy.

I turn into the biggest goofball when he’s around, all giggly and chatty. I can’t stop grinning. I must look like such a moron. I can’t help it though, he’s so cute. I would gravitate to him in the bars and do anything he wanted.

I’ve been having serious fantasies about him. It’s almost freaking me out a bit, because I’m not one for fantasies. He finished the work and I keep trying to think of ways to see him again.

I don’t want my crush to be over!

9 thoughts on “paddy the painter

  1. DG

    If your friends where in town they could kidnap him and make him a prisoner, chained to the wall in some remote rural storage facility.
    Then you could get all tanked up and when you are feeling in the mood you could seduce him at your discretion.

  2. Marianne

    DG = obsessed with chaining people to walls and keeping them prisoner. What the hell is up with that?

    Crushes rule. Especially the dangerous kind. I’m sure you have LOTS of work you need done on that apartment. He probably does other things besides painting……don’t you have some cabinets that need to be repaired or something?

  3. Simon

    you’re so right, crushes do rule.

    I used to have a huge crush on the girl in the local bakery but that only made me fat so I’ve turned my attention to the hot new brainy girl in CSI: NY (Anna Belknap?) and Lisa Loeb who I had missed completely until her number one single series.

    so instead of fat i’m now a little bit brainless and much happier for it too.

    oh, and i also have a mini-crush on Tiffany for her “unless Crackers is a dog” comment from the last post which made me laugh out loud. God loves funny women and so do I…

  4. DG

    At Serenity House everytime some new 20 something recovering heroin addict comes in I fall in love… Ill marry her, Ill lovingly help her keep off the junk (if thats possible) then they leave the program … then a new one comes in..
    In April and May I got so depressed by this endless procession that I started to become angry. Angry is not good for anyone..
    So I had to pray for Acceptance. I now I deal with it better, but the crush is no longer as intense.

  5. Steph

    Crushes are the best, especially when you are married. You know about mine, ofcourse though I have not seen him in forever. Eye candy, got to love it.

  6. Tiffany

    Simon, only a mini-crush? *le sigh*

    Although the “if crackers was a dog” is terribly funny.

    I rule.