American ADol.
I wonder if the american idols feel like total assholes doing those car commercials I keep seeing, or if they actually enjoy it. or even care.
Not that I know, because my musical talent equals two pounds of nothing, but it seems like any true, self-respecting musician would feel like an asshole. The price of fame and fortune, right? Still…an asshole is an asshole.
Plus, they look really frigging stupid in the ads.
haha, did you get my play on words up there on the subject?
I don’t know about “the price of fame & fortune… etc”. I mean, recently I read that Dustin Diamond (Screech, from Saved by the Bell) has a 10 inch cock. Now, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea, but my cock is not a full ten inches. In fact, it’s somewhere between one & 9 inches smaller than that. But if you offered me the choice this instant of getting the extra sausage in my casing, only the price I’d have to pay was being Screech from Saved by the Bell 24 hrs a day for the rest of my life, I’d have to pass.
…and that, ladies & gentlemen, is the true story of why I only have a nine inch cock. Sorry, what were you talking about again?
Thats why its a little known secret that Screech always got invited to the secret party after the party….the one that the tabloids dont know about…
Oh no you didn’t, Christa! I know you’re not makin’ fun of my boyfriend, Taylor Hicks. I love, love, love him! He’s so goofy and hot all at the same time, that it makes me feel kinda wrong.
you don’t seriously have a nine-inch penis, do you? I want proof. ASAP.
And tiffany.. you should feel more than wrong. .taylor hicks has to be the biggest…heck, I just don’t know. he’s the biggest something, that’s for sure, and HOT is not one of them. He’s so goofy looking and goofy acting, and honestly I just think that the sun and the heat of AZ are getting to you. have you SEEN that car commercial he does? seriously? It’s hilarious. effing hilarious. and not on purpose.
and I bet that Screech doesn’t have a 10-inch penis. No way.
I would do it for the money, com on. If you were working in a bar and then went on Idol, won and then Ford came to you saying we will pay you 50K for signing that. Hell ya I would do it. Who cares if people thing you look stupid, you just made 50K. And then you could move to Bali and live great the rest of your life.
I was going to say that $50k wouldnt go far in Bali, but let this article shed some lite on that….
http://www.escapeartist.com/efam/69/Living_In_Bali.html
Christa, I will come to Boston and beat you for talking about my boyfriend like that. I don’t make fun of YOUR boyfriend! Even if he does have a lazy eye!
I’m kidding, I wouldn’t beat you. And, Taylor Hicks…. I wouldn’t throw him outta bed for eatin’ crackers is all I’m sayin’. Unless, of course, Crackers was a dog.
You don’t think he was the least bit entertaining on American Idol????? I had so much fun watching him.
Wow, maybe I do need to get out more.
Speaking of Christa’s lazy eyed boyfriend, I just got back from seeing him in concert, along with the rest of his band. He only played a couple of the older songs, and relied a little too heavily on the wailng high-pitched nonsense that is too often Radiohead’s stock in trade these days. I found I was delighted when my namesake Johnny Greenwood was holding a guitar, and disconsolate when he grabbed some other device, most frequently what appeared to be a remoted control kit for a model airplane. Still, always fun to see a show @ the Greek. And no, for the record, I don’t have a 9 inch penis, and thank God for that. I can’t imagine how reluctant the missus would be to give up the occasional “rear entry” (if you know what I’m saying) if I was packing 9″.
“IF” you were packing 9″ ???? I thought that you were packing 9″ !!!
Sorry to disappoint. When the wife begs me to give her 9″, I have to have sex with her twice.
i think they feel they have no choice of the matter,one being they all are in the show for one reason,whatever it takes they would pretty much do it,it allmost seem like the series called drive,humm!