Do the dew
I’m curious what goes through a man’s brain when he decides it’s a good idea to take a close up of his dick next to a Mountain Dew can and then post that to his dating app profile. is he being serious? Is it funny? Is it for size comparison? Did Mountain Dew sponsor him? What the hell was he thinking?
It didn’t get me to respond to him but I guess it got my attention? Since I’m here talking about it.
The real question is what the hell is wrong with me. My god. Here I am anxiously fretting over my face scars and stretch marks and this is what’s on the other side? For crying out loud. These men would be lucky to get five minutes of my time.
I don’t even like Mountain Dew. it’s gross.