Lol lol lol
Maybe this should make me feel bad but this (entirely one-sided) thread is so very funny.



I guess as a female on a dating app, I’m obligated to fuck every guy who messages me. But I didn’t know! I DIDN’T KNOW!
Stranger on the internet: Forgive me! I’m so dumb. I need another chance. Please, I beg of you. Look at how so chivalrous and confident you are. What a good man. I need this in my life.
I don’t deserve you. But take pity on this sad old lady:

- Do the dew
- Soma soma soma soma soma Chameleon