Funny doesn’t always mean sexy

Sometimes, someone who is maybe not sexy to me at first but is very funny can become sexy.

And someone who is sexy but not funny? Well they usually stay pretty sexy, but they’re not as interesting.

Paul Rudd. definitely cute. definitely funny. an absolute delight in all things. We love him.

But sexy? I dunno.

He is attractive and of course I’d have sex with him, like, A LOT of sex. But he’s too goofy to be sexy. He doesn’t seem mean enough. Even when his character is supposed to be mean, he’s still so goddamned affable, you know?

I need a little meanness. (or a lot)

But maybe that’s because there’s something wrong with me.

Just to be clear though, People magazine is utter shit and I’m sorry I even mentioned it.