Well hello Jesus
I just saw a “reconstructed image” of Jesus’ face by researchers using fancy technology, and my first thought was “well hello Jesus” and it reminded me of something, and that is I’m an embarrassment of a human. And a horn dog.
A few months ago we hired a new web dev guy and he was introduced during one of our monthly virtual staff meetings. Most of us have our videos off during these calls but the new guy turned his on while he was being introduced. And he was super cute. So of course my immediate reaction was to say, out loud, “helloooo Travis” but all moody and seductive like.
Which is fine, it’s just me and ginger here, and I always make sure I’m muted during these meetings, mostly cause I fart a lot.
Except for I WAS NOT MUTED and the EVERYONE IN THE COMPANY HEARD ME.
I didn’t even realize it at first. until all my work friends started messaging me “omg Christa” and “lol” and “that was amazing.”
I was mortified. Should I just kill myself now or wait until after the meeting?
My friends all assured me it wasn’t that bad and only they knew it was me and it was funny and blah blah not to worry no big deal haha.
Then Travis quit like a week later.
So you do the math.
But for reals though, Jesus was a real fox.