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My friend and I have come up with a translation guide for tinder. “No drama” = you better not have any needs, I will not be meeting any of them…

I hate hockey and sports and everyone and everything and Florida is such a stupid fucking state and the world is lame and I’m never watching hockey again and fuck…

It snowed today. It made me very annoyed. To feel better about it, when I went to the gym, I did the IR sauna, the steam room AND the jacuzzi.…

In the infrared sauna the other day they had these red lights on, which made my already prominent leg veins even more veiny. And while the red light was bad…