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[rolls eyes]

By christa 19 June, 2006 best of loafe, vol 1, random

Maybe I’m too cynical or maybe I’m just a plain old regular bitch, but when I read something on the internet and the author uses brackets and verbs to describe…

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the coolest lame job ever.

By christa 19 June, 2006 best of loafe, vol 1, random

I wonder how much money paint color namers make. You know, the people who come up with the names for paint. Names like: whispering pine, solar flare, fervent brass, song…

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fuck you metabolism.

By christa 16 June, 2006 random

I hate Gordon. You want to know why? Because the bastard can’t gain weight to save his life. He blinks his eyes and loses 5 pounds. His metabolism runs so…

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should I ditch my TV?

By christa 13 June, 2006 random

I think that it’s destroying me. I guess I’m like a drug addict…I think I can handle TV; I think I can take it in moderation, use it recreationally. But…

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