I love that for you

woke up to an email the other morning from HSN (home shopping network), thanking me for my order.

I guess I watched HSN and bought a pair of Birkenstocks? #ambienbuys

I’m kind of excited though. I haven’t had a pair of birks in a long time. they were my favorite shoe and I wore them year round, which was easy enough to do in Arizona.

a friend suggested I try ASMR for sleep. I’m not a fan. Most videos are intolerable to me. I hate them in fact.

I thought I did anyway.

then she sent me a link to this video and something flipped inside me:

https://youtu.be/nu6AUl3UlF0

The appeal is a combination of her whispering voice, the sound of the unwrapping paper, the unexpected clinks of the glass. She also does this subtle but constant clicking noise that I found soothing, not annoying. When I listened to it, I immediately started feeling sleepy. My head tingled. My body got heavy. My ears felt like I was underwater. The whole thing made me feel slightly uncomfortable, but in such a weirdly pleasant way.

I think everyone is probably susceptible to one kind of ASMR video or another, it’s just a matter of finding the right one. There seems to be a wide range. I cannot stand the sound of eating or cooking, or office sounds, especially typing. Others love it. A friend did not like the whispering voice of my tea video lady, she doesn’t like whispering at all, she needs full voices and talking.

What if these videos/sounds tap into some primal memory inside us, like when we were infants. Or even deeper, like from the womb. Or maybe even before that.

Now I’m on a quest to find more videos like this tea one, I have yet to find something that causes a similar reaction. But I’m sure it exists!

These videos seem safer and better for me when I can’t sleep. certainly less embarrassing than ambien-watching the home shopping network.


All the small things

Always it’s the bruins. Even when they do stupid things like fire Bruce Cassidy. Even when my one true love, #37, is maybe retiring, and my heart will hurt forever. Even when they crush my hopes and dreams, over and over again, year after year.

BUT now I’m an Avs fan, too. Cause: a) I live here b) they’re fun and exciting and good c) their jerseys are cool d) I really want to go to a Stanley cup parade again

also I will root for any team playing against stupid Tampa Bay (who in my very correct opinion was basically handed the Cup the past two years because of Covid). I guess they’re a good team and know how to win but eye roll.

And let’s never forget: fuck Florida and everything in it.


Weeding & yachting

I don’t visit linked in all that often, but when I do? Nothing but weed and sailing. mostly weed. my jobs are so lame.

In other news I’m feeling better. sinus infection gone. Lingering cough but improving. Tired still, but I changed my sheets tonight and didn’t need to rest for 8 days.

On Friday night I went to a shindig with a bunch of lawyers. And someone asked for my number!

…to do freelance graphic design.

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Here’s hoping she was too drunk to remember and never ever reaches out.


Please shut up

I’m at the airport waiting to pick up Nick from his DC school trip. There are other parents around me waiting as well. I’m listening to them talk to each other and I hate them all so much.

Some have their entire fucking family with them, waiting.

A few others have signs that say welcome home or some stupid thing.

I hate those parents the most.

Then I think “maybe the problem is you Christa, you’re an awful human being” and it’s true, it’s true that I am awful, but these people. My god. These people are just so much worse.

Just shut up. shut up. please shut up with your fake voice and dumb stories and omg JUST SHUT UP

There are a few dads I wouldn’t mind getting a little friendly with though wink wink