Oh just watching a movie
Here’s the special kind of heaux I am. when a new guy texts me “hey what you up to?” I respond with something like this:
“Oh just watching a movie.
What you up to?”
All nonchalant and innocent.
Cuz I’m a dirty slut bag.
Look, I’m not proud.
Ok maybe I am a little proud.
But in the most tragic of endless relentless tragic news, Joanns closing down has absolutely devastated me. I do not know how I am suppose to function. This is not ok. I am not going to be ok.
I will probably just drive into a volcano this weekend. I see no other option.