Dumb Colorado
I need to go back to Vegas. Men there were constantly hitting on me. I didn’t actually go out with any of them but I do have a standing invitation to go to Dubai at any time with one of my Uber drivers. He said they will love me in Dubai because I “look rich” lol lol. Lol some more.
But now I’m back in beautiful Colorado and the men here do not give two shits about me.
OMG DID YOU SEE LIZ PHAIR DOING EXILE IN GUYVILLE TOUR? She is not coming to Denver wth. But she is going to Tucson and I am going to go because that record changed my life.
Still waiting for someone to buy me alt j awesome wave tour tickets that are several hundred dollars! Waiting patiently.
Oh oh oh! There is a new guy right now that seems super into me. He’s a doctor. A SURGEON. maybe if I drop enough hints, he’ll take me.