God help us all
I tried to make a “sexy” video for someone and it turned out great, just so great. (Note: it did not turn out great)
I mean wow. Just wow.
It’s possible that I may never have sex again. which is fine. who even needs sex. It’s stupid and dumb and I don’t care.
Let’s talk about something else. How about those bruins! What a season so far, I’m all heart- and star-eyed emojis.
DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT.
I was so distraught when they fired Cassidy. It didn’t make any sense. Don Sweeney had lost his damn mind. But he knew what he was doing and I’m happy to admit how wrong I was. I still like Cassidy and I am pleased to see him succeeding in Vegas. But man, was Jim Montgomery the magic elixir we needed.
I am slightly uncomfortable being the top team in the league. Not just because of the President’s trophy curse. But every night, with all the attention and every team revved up and trying to beat you… it’s stressful. Flying under the radar is the way to go.
At the same time, I want it to keep going, to keep winning, to be the best. I don’t want it to ever stop, I want to dominate everyone and everything and I want that cup.
HOW ABOUT THOSE BRUINS.
Maybe this is the year I finally get my B’s tattoo. Right over my big fat stupid face.