Why can’t I quit you

I was off Twitter for months and months and months. I was happy.

Then I went back on Twitter. Now I’m sad.

But when I went back on Twitter, I learned about wordle, which makes me happy.

I play this game every night before bed. I like it so much! I hate Twitter! I hate it so much!

In other news: I’m considering getting an extremely expensive haircut. But just think of the magic I could create with a beautiful head of hair. Just think!

Here is a photo album I have in my phone, it’s pretty creepy:

Eyelashes