Fitter happier
In an effort to be more appealing (and productive), I’m NOT going to do the following things:
-Eat well
-Exercise more
-Take showers
-Wear better clothes
-Drink enough water
-Comb my hair
I’m not going to try and be a nicer, more pleasant, more patient person.
No. Instead, I’m going to get clear aligners to straighten my mildly crooked teeth and an expensive eyelash serum to make my lashes appear longer and fuller.
Because these are the things that are wrong with me and this is how to fix them and my god what a sad state of affairs I’ve become.
But in three months… well you better just watch out!