It was in my pocket the whole time
Sometimes when driving I think about crashing my car. Like I suddenly just turn my wheels right into the median and it’s total mayhem, I start spinning and flipping over,…
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I need to stop. I can’t stop. It was okay at first but now it’s just taken over. I need help. Pleaae. Help me. get off Twitter. please. It is…
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How dare they remake quantum leap. This is outrageous. Have you seen those robots doing parkour? It is insane. I say hell to the no. Spending $100 on yarn? Absurd.…
Read moreMy new plant!
I got a bonsai, a jade tree. It’s so cute, my little itty bitty tree. I think I can keep this one alive. I remember in Boston I bought an…
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