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The search for my signature cocktail continues. so far, I’ve learned that my signature cocktail is… beer. I shall carry on.

Okay I’ve deleted my account. Everyone’s profile was all “I love camping and hiking and skiing and working out and riding my Harley” ugh. Meanwhile, my profile is “I like…

Is it bad to swipe right because you like his dog? I want to meet his dog. Him? Meh.

So my new favorite hobby is taking a selfie and then circling all my flaws and problem areas. Kinda like what a plastic surgeon would do during a consultation. It…