Deleting… for me
Okay I’ve deleted my account. Everyone’s profile was all “I love camping and hiking and skiing and working out and riding my Harley” ugh.
Meanwhile, my profile is “I like watching tv and crocheting and being left alone except every couple of days when I want to have sex and then you go away again.”
Okay not really, I didn’t say that. but in the hour I was on there I didn’t get a single match. I was perhaps swiping above my pay grade.
So instead of tinder, I’m gonna watch my favorite scene from John Wick while I wait for the bruins game to start.
I hate everything.
- Swiping right… for your dog
- 2023 resolution