My scream got lost in a paper cup
So my new favorite hobby is taking a selfie and then circling all my flaws and problem areas. Kinda like what a plastic surgeon would do during a consultation.
It starts off like this:
Then I go back and add a bit more:
And finally, after just a little more, here’s where I end up:
While I agree that this new hobby is totally normal and healthy (and something I’m very good at), perhaps I need to find one where maybe I’m nicer to myself.
Joining tinder again but never swiping right!
Making tamales!
Yoga with baby goats!
(No, really. It’s an actual thing. You do yoga and a bunch of baby goats jump all over you.)
Cutting out and cataloguing various recipes and workout tips from magazines!
Finding new uses for old calendars!
Candles!