carolina hurricanes?
try carolina hurrisuck! hahahahaha. seriously though. I refuse to root for a hockey team that has cheerleaders. for pete’s sake, cheerleaders! in hockey! it makes me vomit.
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So, as I’ve previously stated, our new digs are quite dirty. I was kidding about the whole puerto ricans thing. It’s true that the previous occupants were puerto ricans and…
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so yesterday was the closing and the move-in, but it will be another two weeks or so before we get to actually MOVE in, due to the disgusting state the…
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There’s a very cute Irish guy here right now, plastering the walls. I wish “plastering the walls” was a euphemism for something more sexily raucous, but it’s not. A girl…
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