It’s a lateral move.

By loafe 27 February, 2004 best of loafe, vol 1, random

Driving home tonight, I realized that I definitely need to find a way to work the phrase “lateral move” into my everyday conversations.

Me: “Well, it is really just more of a lateral move than anything else Sally.”
Sally: “What the hell are you talking about? Look, do you want to see Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights or not?”
Me: “Fine. But like I say, it is a lateral move.”

I feel my life improving already!

rock superstar.

By loafe 26 February, 2004 random

For whatever reason, listening to Cypress Hill always cheers me up. I have no idea why, but I hear them and I just feel better about everything.

I think that I want a banana-themed party for my birthday this year and I want a monkey and a robot there, too. And a piñata. and a disco ball. ooh ooh and definitely definitely definitely I want cotton candy and a trampoline.

Oh the glory.

By loafe 26 February, 2004 random

Well, holy crap. I am giddy and jumping with glee. Look at all those fabulous comments on the gay marriage post! I was always hoping that the comments section would become an open, intelligent yet funny and friendly exchange of ideas and opinions. My dream has been realized.

I just feel like crying now. Thanks guys!

Hmm, what other hot button topic might incite another such flurry of debate? The new Mel Gibson movie? Coyotes firing Bob Francis? A-Rod to the effing Yankees? Clear Channel suspending Howard Stern&#146s radio show? The Oscars? My lack of a personal playtime robot?

I love all of you loafers so so much. You make a girl proud.