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Well, it&#146s happening. There is no turning back now.

I bought my first pair of maternity underwear last night.

Boy are these suckers huge. But damn if they aren&#146t comfortable. The waistband sits right below my breasts, which is hilarious, but surprisingly pleasant. These sexy panties should last me until the baby is born. They expand from 32 to 50 inches in the hip. wowza!

No wonder my mother hates me. Look what I did to her body!

So you know, I heard about the gorilla in Dallas that was killed because it “escaped” out of its prison cell and hurt some people, after being tormented by a bunch of rotten kids. I find it extremely sad and disappointing. Bad for the people hurt, bad for the gorilla, bad for all of us. Here&#146s an idea! Stop taking gorillas (and other animals) and caging them up for our entertainment! I guess it isn&#146t that easy, but it sure does seem like it could be that easy.

I wish I was out getting drunk with a bunch of Irish blokes. Instead I&#146m stuck in class with a stupid baby in me.

motherhood is not looking so great right now.

I LOVE MY BABY THOUGH you shut up.

So it feels like every five seconds I am getting up to pee and it&#146s very boring, all this peeing. To liven things up a bit, I have taken to walking like a zombie. Or walk as if I am in slow-motion. Or walk very very fast. It&#146s actually pretty fun and I might start incorporating it into all other aspects of my life. Why just walk like a zombie when I&#146m going down the hallway to pee? Why not walk like a zombie at the grocery store and on the treadmill at the gym and between classes at school?

Anytime is a good time for zombie walking.

slo-mo walking is fun too. I pretend I am in a music video.

A vSEXY music video.

Being a single mom is gonna be hard work.

Sometimes I let myself think it will be easy, but deep down I know it will be hard. But that difficulty is very appealing to me. As little as I imagined myself having children, the few times I thought about it I was always a single parent.

Today I feel 100% sure I am having a girl.

A few days ago, I was 100% positive there was a little bacon boy in my belly.

I promise not to talk incessantly about my baby here on loafe, but I do promise to talk about it ALMOST incessantly. If you felt my tum right now, it would feel hard and you would say, christa there is a bacon baby in your belly!