why wednesdays suck

(except for Wed night when G plays hockey)

I have a headache and I have no money for lunch today and someone in the bathroom puked all over in one of the stalls and it stinks like nobody’s business in there and I’m on my period which means I have to go to the bathroom only say a thousand times a day and now I want to throw up every time I go in there. All the other bathrooms in the building are locked and you need a code to get in. what the fuck, is there gold in those bathrooms?

Sheesh.


If you see her, say hello

I’m watching this show called californication that I love love love. david duchovny makes it happen for me. if I could be a guy, he’s the guy I want to be. he’s really really omg really sexy. I can’t even tell you. That lazy way of talking he has, his warm honey and butter voice that wraps around you, those bedroom eyes…mmmm. mommy likes.

seriously though I love that show. every single thing about it. it makes me want to move to L.A. That show and Jonathan. They make me want to move to L.A. That show and Jonathan and the ocean. I like the ocean they’ve got over there in CA. I don’t need anything but that show, and Jonathan, and the ocean, and this remote control. and that’s all I need.

heeeeyy. tonight is gordon’s hockey game. come over, will you?



my photos on flickr

I upload pics of all types of stupid shit on an almost half-assed regular basis to flickr. okay it isn’t really even half-assed regular. now and then I add photos. You should check it out if you want to see what my boring stupid life looks like.

I use the word stupid to describe many things. I need to broaden my vocab. and also go to bed. and change my tampon!

hmm. maybe change the plug before I go to bed though.

peace out.

haha, I’m teaching ryland to say that. he’ll tap his chest with his fist twice and then stick his hand out with the peace symbol and say “peace out” only it sounds more like “pee out”. still it’s funny and cute. and also, tell gordon to let me buy him a pair of converse. they are so effing cute I might die.