i’ve got a man cold

By christa 7 January, 2008 random

I know I’m a woman, but when it comes to being sick, as most things in my life, I’m really more like a man.

What I like about my cold right now is that it’s given my normally obnoxious voice a deeper, huskier quality to it, much sexier. Like I’ve been smoking for 10 or so years. Nice. I’ll be depressed when I get better and have to talk with my dumb, normal, boring unsmoky voice.

Instead of being depressed and whiny about my miserable life here in boston, I’m going to focus on the good things. I’ll let you know when I figure out what those good things are…

I’m kidding. I know what the good things are. and I’m not gonna focus on anything but my misery.

we can work it out.

By christa 4 January, 2008 best of loafe, vol 1, random

so my fedex boyfriend and I had quite the exchange this morning at the entrance to my building. he was leaving with a handtruck of boxes just as I was arriving. He gallantly held open the door for me and I gallantly held open the door for him. Then he said, “you come first.” and I smiled and said “no, I want you to come first.” but he insisted I come before him, so I did. I should have said “how about we both come at the same time?”

I love him. We’re going to have fedex babies together. He wants round tube babies and I want thick, rectangular ones. We’ll work it out though.