oh my shit

By christa 24 April, 2008 ry pics

my little catcher in the rye… clogging up toilets the world over.

so we’re getting over the whole potty thing, I think. he’s off diapers completely, a happiness too great for words. he pees his pants sometimes still and some nights he pees his bed, but it’s a small price to pay my friends, small indeed. because he doesn’t shit in his pants. not once. too dirty and gross for mister priss. so if he wants to urinate all over himself now and then, as long as I’m not scrubbing feces out of clothes, I’m fine with it.

but christ, did that little effing bastard fight me to the death over this. serious trauma for everyone involved. I don’t know who won. all i know is his shit is where it should be and my money is no longer supporting mountains of diapers in landfills.

I’m currently in the midst of teaching him how to properly pee outside now. it’s the season.

how can you mend a broken heart

By christa 22 April, 2008 random

Last night was by far the most painful night of my life, and that includes being raped, george bush winning two elections, arrested development’s final episode, and when they stopped selling phen-fen.

I will not discuss the events of last ever again, although I am haunted by it and will do whatever necessary to wash away my anguish. and when I say whatever necessary, I mean just that. copious drugs/alcohol, random sexual encounters, disregard for basic hygiene, wanton violence, ingestion of countless cookies…

and when I’m nothing more than an empty shell of a human, standing in the gutters in my fat & ratty clothes, riddled with STDs and drug addictions, I can only say, “this is what you’ve done to me, bruins. I hope you’re happy.”

so uhh, go red sox! and go celtics! suck it everyone and everything else!

when the bruins win, good things happen

By christa 18 April, 2008 random

the b’s won last night and then today, both my phone AND my ipod magically started working again, just like normal!

glory be to god in the hiiiiighest.

I ate frozen yogurt for lunch, ry is spending the night at his aunt’s house, and I’ve got a bag full of cocaine. wow, what a country!

ole, ole, ole

By christa 18 April, 2008 boston, thursday divinity

suck on it, montreal

a thursday divinity to beat all other divinities. the b’s win tonight, and win big, forcing game 6.

It’s like the red sox beating the yankees in the postseason… the pleasure in beating your biggest rivals is great and wide. At this point, I don’t care what the bruins do after; if they can win this series, that will be my stanley cup.

you know what kid’s show I really like? oobi. I also really like the upside down show, and not because I have a bit of a thing for shane. although I do. what can I say, tall, lanky bald guys do it for me I guess. good thing g is losing his hair?