How to kill your soul in one easy step

By christa 27 August, 2009 random

I’ve just learned that the parameters of my relationship have been redefined. Apparently it is now perfectly acceptable, in fact necessary, that we both feel free to do whatever we want whenever we want without fear of consequences. As long as we don’t get caught. If caught, however, it is perfectly acceptable to say “well you you weren’t supposed to know so not only is it okay but it’s also your own fault.” and that will resolve the issue totally and completely and we can both continue to go about our business and be happy happy happy.

Isn’t that fabulous?!

Question of the day: soda or suicide?

By christa 24 August, 2009 random

I have a hole in my pocket and I just put all my coins in it to go get a soda and they all fell out. I considered suicide. But I made my slow hippo way to my knees and collected them all and then somehow managed to get back up.

So I guess soda is the answer. But I’m sitting here thinking maybe I should have chosen suicide.

Curses! Foiled again by root beer.

Here’s something weird. I’m at my desk doing work and the song “black book” by Stephen Malkmus pops into my head. I start singing it out loud. The black book you took was permanently diversified…

Then I decide to listen to my iPod. Not to hear that song specifically but just to hear something. So I put on my headphones, turn the ipod on and set it to shuffle. Go ahead. Guess what the first song is? BLACK BOOK!!! Thousands of songs to play and it picks the very exact song I was just singing. That isn’t even my favorite song.

creeeeee-peeeeeeee.

a few links

By christa 23 August, 2009 random

if you’re looking for something to entertain you every day for a minute or two, then check out stormtroopers 365. it’s sublime.

if you want to watch the most awesome catamaran to ever exist, check this video out – with music; and without music. see how tiny that sailboat looks at around 1:50 seconds? that boat is crazy. crazy I tell you!

another star wars video – death star canteen. this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen/heard ever in my life. I may have linked to this previously, but it was at least a year ago, and it’s time we all watched it again.

crap

By christa 20 August, 2009 random

We just got a new couch today. a new pretty super comfy couch.

like I need another reason to sit on my big old fat butt.