SPAM loves me
According to my comment spam blocker:
Akismet has caught 47,042 spam for you since you first installed it.
You have no spam currently in the queue. Must be your lucky day. :)
I wish comment spam was hundred dollar bills and it said instead:
Akismet has caught 47,042 spam for you since you first installed it.
We are holding these many SPAMs in a Swiss Bank Account all for you. We love you. :)