trippin’ on tampons, yo.
Okay the guys won’t understand this at all, but I’m sure at least one female reading will relate. God, I hope so.
So you know how annoying it is when you go to put a tampon in and you drop it in the toilet before you get it where it needs to be. What’s even worse is when you’re using the kind with a plastic applicator, so you have fish it out of the toilet or be ready to take on some serious plunger duty.
That’s pretty annoying. But the most annoying thing ever? What’s even worse than that? When you’ve already done your business (1, 2, 3, 48…pick your number) AND you’ve already taken your old tampon out.
So what started off as a rather mundane and very simple process has suddenly turned into a major event, an event of EPIC PROPORTIONS if you will, and all because your fat stupid moron fingers had to go and drop the freaking thing.
Think about that the next time you’re shaking some lady’s hand.
Go ahead and add being at work or in some other public facility and you’ve got good times!
I only mention it cause I have an obsessive compulsive disorder that makes me point these things out, but you mean to write “you’re shaking some lady’s hand”, not “your shaking some lady’s hand.”
Also, on topic, the only time I think about tampons floating in a sea of bodily fuids is when I’m having sex with someone I’m not really into and I need a little extra motivation to help me achieve an orgasm.
i’ve never had that happen. i don’t usually put my tampons in over the toilet, can’t seem to position them right that way.
That is so funny and no, i have never had that happen to me. The good thing there is that i use the old fashion cardboard kind, so if that ever happened, at least i know i could just flush! That is why sometimes it’s better to stick with the originals.
Wow – I can’t relate to that AT ALL. I don’t even know what you’re talking about. I don’t understand the mechanics, the concept of what you’re trying to do. That’s probably for the best. You’re putting your hands in the toilet? I had to do that once when I dropped a pager in the toilet at work. It still worked. Amazing.
Also, what’s up with you not accepting MySpace invites from bands. I’m not really a band, but jeez – I was denied from the get-go.
Dang. Now that you’ve corrected the typo at the end of your post, I look like a lunatic, referencing a typo that isn’t there. Not to mention the fact that I implied I think of soiled tampons to induce my orgasms. Curse my quick fingers, sometimes they type the truth before my common sense can edit them!!
I grew up in a house with 4 sisters. Ive seen
extremely full tampons in the toilette unflushed, hopefully by accident. It is not something that I want to think about during sex or while eating. It smells REAL bad and looks like something had a bloody battle and died, several days ago. Good luck ladies, it is something I dont envy.
i think it would be worse if you were on your last tampon. be happy for that!
Are you saying you had to go fishing in the toilet among the turds for your lost, used tampon?
That’s absolutely disgusting.
That’s actually worse than the time I had to crap really bad and had to run inside McDonalds’s gross-ass bathroom, only to find out afterwards that they have NO toilet paper, NO paper towels, no nothing! And I waited for someone else to come in to ask them to get some napkins or something, but nobody came! So I had to call my girlfriend on the cell phone (thank god i had it with me), and ask her to come to the mcdonalds and get me some damn buttwipes.
P.S. Try flushing the toilet before you take the tampon out!
Ohohoho…Jason thats a stitch…
Doesnt come close to my experience when I had this overpowering need to vacate my bowels while at a basement crack house. I had to do it in a bucket in view of other “patrons”
and then search the floor for pieces of drywall
to clean my rim!!!
Like my boyfriend says in regards to periods, “You shouldn’t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.”
He is a bastard. I am dumping him immediately.