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I am really starting to get annoyed with wordpress reverting to the default theme. Stop doing that! stop!
nothing much else to say.
Umm…the other day, after shopping with Ry, loaded with bags and giant balloons, I realized I locked my keys in the car. That was a real adventure in hell, let me tell you.
A tip: When slamming the car door on your boyfriend’s mother’s fingers, after she’s driven 35 minutes to come help you retrieve the car keys you’ve foolishly locked in the car, don’t laugh. Really. Don’t laugh, no matter how funny it may be.
- national sex offender registry
- waking up happy.
Loking the keys in the car happens, especially when your mind is full of things to do.
This website is of a young lady that is a friend of mine.
She designs shoes. As you can see from her picture she is very pretty. She designs all of the shoes listed. She lives a block from my mothers house. And she is only 26 years old!!!
http://www.kathrynkerrigan.com
that is so funny…. man that must have sucked though. I can’t imagine having a kid when you are locked out of the car, what a pain the ass that must have been.
At least Ry wasn’t locked in the car with the keys. It could always be worse.
Why did you have giant balloons? Are you one of those crazy balloon fetishists? And to think I had no idea, all this time…
when i worked at pier one, 150 years ago, this mother, who wasn’t thinking very clearly (now that i’m a mother, i understand that thinking clearly and motherhood seldom intersect) purposefully locked her kids in the car so that she could purchase a big pile of stuff she had just plopped on the counter. so that they wouldn’t get too hot, she started the car and turned the AC on. i helped her bring her 17 bags to the car, and low and behold, we couldn’t get in. so we tried to explain to the big brother who was about 2 and safely strapped into his car seat how to simply lean over and pull up the lock on the door. after we all stared at each other for about 10 minutes, your hero, tonya, tried every door on the car including the window part of the hatchback, which thankfully was open! marianne has a point, christa, you could have locked TWO kids in the car and had to have some stupid pier one employee save the day. hehe
Tonya.. thats a horrific story, you where nice to that lady.
You could have called the DCFS and they may have taken her in
for a psychological screening. You are a good samaritan I geuss.
she asked me very nicely not to call the police/fire department.
Okay, so I bought my wedding dress today and ordered the invites and put the down payment on the church, so I guess this is really happening. Wowser Dowsers! wish so much you could make it out for the wedding, Christa, but I realize thats asking alot. But I am worth it, ya know ;-) did I mention we’re going to have karaoke at the reception? ahhhhhh yeahhhhh…… that will get your ass on a plane alright! heehee….
Awesome, cb. Is that doorman you were banging behind your fiance’s aged back going to attend? You could probably save a few bucks on the reception if you had him work the coat check.
You need to give a good yank to that stick rammed up that ass of yours, Jonathan. No, the doorman wont be attending, dont think it would be appropriate, duh! get a clue! and we all make mistakes and do dumb things sometimes, it’s all about learning from em. I know I deserve to be with the man i’m marrying and that we love each other and the couples therapy has made a WORLD of difference! I couldnt be happier or more excited! so the bad choices I made in the past, is precisely where i’m leaving them as I continue down on this new chapter of my life, with the man I love and am giving my heart and soul too. I have the dress hanging in my closet and I cant stop going and looking at it, gonna be so beautiful! it really does a weird thing to you when you’re standing there in front of the 3 way, full length mirrors, seeing yourself for the first time in a wedding gown, it’s almost surreal. My little five year old niece says to me “Auntie Celeste, you look sooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful, like a fairy princess” I nearly cryed. Hey, atleast i’m not gonna be a BRIDEZILLA, scary! it’s SO not worth getting that stressed out about this stuff, only happens once (hopefully) so try to enjoy yourself and have fun with it, thats my motto atleast. Yay! i’m a happy camper and not even you, Jonathan, can down my mood with your judgemental ranting.
God bless you CB… I am sure you will be an exquisite bride. The doorman will have to weep at his door someplace.
Dont forget to check out http://www.kathrynkerrigan.com for shoes!!!!!
send me an invite, celly, just so I have it for posterity. I can’t believe it. when’s the wedding?
I want to come!!!
Judgemental ranting? See what I get for trying to save you a couple bucks on your wedding expenses? Man, people can be so ungrateful.
P.S., if you’re thinking of an open bar, I know a 75 year old liquor importer who will cut you a deal if you’re willing to give him a handjob between now & the wedding.
Thanks for the referral, Jonathan, but we already have an inside connection for the booze, my fiance’s son, who’s a professional caterer. Besides, I doubt just a handjob gets you much of a discount these days. I appreciate your thinking of me though. Oh and Christa, the wedding is on Sat, Oct 7th! and yes, I will send you an invite, for you to keep forever and ever and ever :-)