office dynamics
Watching/listening to two people in the office flirt makes me feel very uncomfortable. Especially when one of them is a single, mid-thirties, baseball cap-wearing dorky guy and the other is a young, hot, married russian woman.
Please go away and take your weird awkward flirting with you. It’s icky.
I got my 10% disc today.
Wow. With the exception of the baseball cap you could be talking about me & Svetlana from accounting. Are you working in Marina del Rey now? Oh yeah, I guess I’m not single either, technically. But when my penis hears a Russian accent, no one’s liable for what happens next.
Your penis has ears??? You should really see someone about that. I don’t think it’s normal.
Maybe she was a mail order bride who got stuck with some sick pervert over here….maybe she doesn’t know any better.
There’s nothing about my penis that’s normal, Tiffany. For example, last Tuesday was the primary election for the democrat candidate to challenge Gov Schwarzennegger here in California, and I had made up my mind to vote for Steve Westly, largely because the negative attack ads his opponent (and eventual winner) Phil Angelides ran really turned me off. But when I left the voting booth and looked down at my ballot, I noticed that my penis had changed my vote at the last second to be in favor of Angelides. I know, I know – just wait, it gets weirder. We had a long talk later, and it turns out my penis is a little sexually threatened by Steve Westley, and didn’t want to have to suffer under his constant, intimidating presence in the news should he be elected governor. Now I ask you, is any of that kind of behavior “normal”?
Alright… Lute Olsen and Jim Click walk into a bar. And sitting alone was Fred Rondstat drinkiing an iced coffee. Jim turns to Lute and says, “Don’t get any funny ideas, Father Kino.. I’m not a basketball!”
HAHAHAHAAhahahhAhHAAHaa!
DG, glad to hear you got your CD. Thanks for supporting Tucson music. :)
You have the legal obligation to put their sick adultery to an end..
You go girl!!!
Mass.gov
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 14. Adultery
Section 14. A married person who has sexual intercourse with a person not his spouse or an unmarried person who has sexual intercourse with a married person shall be guilty of adultery and shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than three years or in jail for not more than two years or by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars
And Jonathon, your penis is normal. especially for a young man.
Does the flirting sound anything like this?
“Every time, when I reading your letter, my mood become well and my heart is knocking so strong!”*
*actual quote from a russian internet-order bride.
Or maybe ” I love you long long time, me so horny !”
Saw this on a message board: “when are you going to call me?”
“When the phone rings”
Yay, the theme reset again!