How dare you
I got invited to a party last night. And instead of going, I stayed home and watched a mindy project marathon. With commercials. On one of the worst channels on cable (the e network).
But wait. that’s not the sad part.
The sad part is that I had a much better time doing this than going to any party.
That normally would have been the highlight of my week. But no. The highlight of my week (maybe my life?) was seeing the salary of every single person in my company.
Let’s just say I’ve been obsessed. It is delightful and shocking and thrilling and upsetting. And I can’t even tell anyone! Ahhhhh!!!!! The greatest thing to ever happen to me and I have to keep silent. This world is full of injustices.