It’s okay but I’m sorry.
I was wrong, I didn’t subscribe to the New York Times last night in an ambien haze.
Well, I sort of did. I subscribed to their games section. Which isn’t great, I know.
But see, I was playing their spelling bee game, and I got up to a certain score, and then it said “whoa you’re smart! If you get a games sub right now we will show you exactly what level of smart.” And so I subscribed. Which I guess means my level of smart is Stupid, because I’m now one of the chumps who gives money to the nyt.
I swear to god with that newspaper.
Please forgive me, I know not what I do after taking ambien.
I do like their mini crossword, I can’t help it, I am not made of stone.
