What a moggy goodwife this has become

I am losing in spectacular fashion to a new wwf opponent. it makes me very very angry. Plus he looks like he might be cute? And of course, now that winning is impossible, all I want to do is tell him how I am a much better player than this game would suggest. “Listen here, possibly attractive fellow scrabble player… this game is not indicative of my actual skill level. I had so many Es and Is! So many!”

But, I am not pretty enough to excuse my score, and my deficit is far greater than my ability to be charming/clever/witty. So I must remain silent and continue to lose with forced grace.

This world is a cruel one.