happy july fools!

By christa 19 July, 2005 random

Alright, so I feel a little bad. After all the congratulations and happy wishes, I have something to confess. It is neither my birthday NOR did I get married.

Okay, okay, I lied again. It’s a sickness. It WAS my birthday yesterday. Yes, it was, that much is true, and I had a very lovely day.

But Gordon and I didn’t get married. I was being funny and stupid when I wrote that entry and I didn’t think anyone would take it seriously! Anyone who knows me anyway. Getting hitched, and in that manner, certainly isn’t very christalicious. And Gordon pretty much has to overhaul his entire life and personality in order to get me to marry him. I titled the entry “my new commitment” and what I was referring to was my decision to keep as expressionless as possible. You know, to avoid wrinkles and stuff. Cause I’m all age-obsessed. You know. COME ON! You all know this!

My stupid fake wedding totally stole all my birthday thunder. That sucks. I’m such a chump.

Don’t worry, loafies…if I ever get married, I’m inviting the whole damn internet, including you. I don’t know about you over there though. You’re a nutjob.

Anyway, I am glad everyone was so excited for me. Thanks! I’m still a dishonest woman with a bastard child. Fear not.

12 thoughts on “happy july fools!”

  2. DG

    Well I guess that means Im the nutjob…Well if the shoe fits.
    I really was hoping you got married.
    Well you got me , I fell for it hook line and sinker.
    It would be good that Ryland doesnt grow up a basfard,
    Day school clerk:” Hello Ms Madrid. Ryland, your BASTARD, has a cold. Please pick him up.”
    CJM: ” Why certainly Ill be right over to pick up my BASTARD”

  5. DG

    Er um please dont hurt me Tiffany… PLEASE,,, My white Irish skin bruises so easily..
    But I didnt Call him a bastard,,, the imaginary Day care center clerk did.. and the imaginary
    future CJM did NOT ME!!!!!

  8. DG

    morgan….You need to review those “dont shit like this” pictures to once again reacquaint youself with the equipment. I have faith in you, youll figure it out.
    Tiffany….Dont you have faith in him, that hell re-educate himself and in the future use the equipment properly?

  9. Tiffany

    Ummm, I hadn’t really thought about it all that much to be honest with ya, DG. It’s not something I make a habit out of doing, ya know, talking about Morgan’s crapping abilities. I mean, I have to live with him and that’s bad enough.

  10. Neeler

    dude, you and gordo will soooo get married. and have like 10,000 babies together. (eww..that’d be rough on the crotch..)
    happy belated birthday!
    i love you christers!!
    come home soon!!