my new commitment

By christa 17 July, 2005 best of loafe, vol 1, random

Gordon and I got married over the weekend. Things should be interesting from here on out.

in other news, I’ve decided the best way to prolong the appearance of wrinkles is to keep my face completely expressionless at all times. It should be a difficult task at first, but with patience and perseverance, I think I can do it. It’s all my stupid facial expressions that are causing me trouble and I just won’t stand for it.

I WON’T STAND FOR IT.

7 thoughts on “my new commitment”

  1. Tiffany

    It was a beautiful service on the beach. Everyone was there! Vikas sang, “Love Stinks” by the J. Geils Band and Michelle and I got SUPER wasted and made out in the Port A Potty. That teaches me to drink Goldschlager. My only complaint is next time, rethink the ice cream wedding cake. Not such a good idea in 112 degree weather. What I don’t understand is how the ice sculptures that Morgan created managed to stay in tact??? We still have two in the backyard, the one of the swan and the other one in the shape of a giant bowling pin. We’re thinking of putting them up on ebay, but who can afford a refrigerated truck with real estate prices being what they are. So, we’re talking about just donating them to the Credit Union. Maybe someone there can get some use out of them. We’re weighing all of our options. May the next two days of your marriage be as great as the first two. Muzzletop and shazaam. See ya, bitches!

  5. celly belly

    Yo, Sistah Gal! no invite? man, that’s dawg gawn cold! seriousely though, very cool! he’s made an honest woman out of you finally, eh? and yes, you most definitely MUST post pics! I always thought it would be cool to get married on the beach, although I didnt realize Arizona HAD beaches, WTF?!?! and isnt it like 115 degrees there now? Yowsa! anyhoo, BIG CONGRATULATIONS! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! welcome to the best decade of your life, baby! and (hint hint) mine’s Aug 2nd, so i’ll be expecting a fabulous e-card from you! :-)