Only four?
How are there just four sleep positions? like, what the fuck is that. Side, side, back, stomach. I mean really just three since side and side are the fucking same.
We have been humans for how long now and we have figured out three hundred and eighty six different delicious ways to eat potatoes but we still have to choose between “side, side, back, stomach”?
It’s a load of horseshit is what it is
I bet rich people have other ways. Ways I can’t even imagine. God damn them. God damn it all.