The wild hunt
For New Years, I celebrated by getting rid of my 2020 body hair, making space for all my new fresh 2021 body hair. Fun!
So a terrible year is ending, but it did bring me one amazing thing:
After years, lives, worlds of heartbreak, heartbreak and sorrow, I finally met my true love, the one I will be with forever. She is my world.
She might not feel the same. That’s okay. I’m patient. She’ll come around.
The other nice thing? 2020 briefly offered the nicest penis I have ever seen. and I’ve seen a lot! It was glorious. Too good for the likes of me, that’s for sure. It was here and then gone, poof. Just like that. This world is a cruel one.
So perhaps, in my little Yuletide ritual tonight, I may have asked the mistress of Yule, hiding in my tree, to bring me another.
Fingers crossed!