Hairy ovaries are what’s wrong with america

tomorrow I’m getting my hairy ovaries waxed.

or, if you wanna get technical, I’m having dermoid cysts removed from my ovies.

if I die I want you all to know that I don’t actually like blueberry pie, just the idea of it.

3 thoughts on “Hairy ovaries are what’s wrong with america

  1. gina

    this posts grossed me out. thanks! and i feel the same way about blueberry pie. it sounds and looks good, but it sucks.

  2. Jonathan

    I’m back. I was waiting for you to mention your ovaries. Finally! At last I can return from my dug out hovel in the mountains where I wiled away the years, not daring to hope. It wasn’t easy, but I knew that sooner or later your will would break. You’re powerless to avoid mentioning them. Ah, my little kitten, you have fallen right into my trap!