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One of my most favorite books of all time is now a series on HBO?! How did I not know this? Did I know this? I don’t think I knew…

The classic Christmas tale. I think mine did might be “no fucking shit lady does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza!”

Okay so maybe I’m not “attractive” and sure, I don’t “dress appropriately.” I am not “sexually viable.” I lack good “parenting skills.” I’m not a “good mom.” I don’t own…

I am very bitter. I guess Christmas miracles only happen in the movies. Le sigh. Anyways. whatever. Who cares. I don’t need a stupid contest to tell me I’m a…