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So I need to leave for the airport in a few short hours and what am I doing? I’m lying here in bed, anxious and unable to fall asleep. Because…

I’m decorating and watching lord of the rings and it’s the best and I love it more than anything. “Remember this ornament!” “Look Ry, it’s your favorite!” “Ooh no wait…

-I woke up from a sexy dream in the middle of the night last night. Thought about masturbating. Did not. I regret this. -I never got a book deal from…

I visited Twitter tonight for the first time in a while and omg it’s so fantastic. Pure chaos. A deranged amusement park. The titantic jokes are great. The many many…