12 Men of Christmas
Luke Wilson’s looking awfully pudgy and pasty in these new AT&T commercials he’s shilling for, and my question is: why aren’t people harassing him all over the streets and fields…
Read moreThe Dog Who Saved Christmas
Dogs and Christmas go hand in hand, according to lame holiday moviemakers. If I died between now and Monday, I wouldn’t have to go back to work. hmmm. I don’t…
Read moreA Dog Named Christmas
I have to go back to work on Dec 7th. I am very depressed about this. I suppose it will be a good thing, but I’m hard pressed right now…
Read moreI can be your hero, baby
If not killing someone means you’re credited with saving that person’s life and you’re deemed a hero, then I need some goddamned statues erected in my behalf all over the…
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