what I got paid to do today

Magazines are all about deadlines. Certain things have to be done, out of our hands and onto the next, by a certain day or else the sun doesn’t rise. Not really, but you get the idea.

Anyway, by yesterday, all my work was finished and shipped along to the next stop in its journey to the newsstands. This means that for the next week or two, I’ll have jack to do, and must try to find ways to look very busy doing it.

Today, I used my time to:
-organize my files (well, I thought about it at least)
-clean up my workspaces (I recycled some paper and deleted my no-longer-necessary worker files)
-created a handy chart of mac keystrokes for typing special characters (such as: option + shift + p for yummy ∏!)
-wonder if someone bothered to tell boston that summer isn’t over yet and fall just needs to stay the eff away for a few more weeks please
-listen to music (see song of the day, by bjork and my bf thom yorke and also be sure to appreciate my clever naming convention)
-stretch my stiff for absolutely no reason muscles
develop a new ic (internet crush for you unhipsters), which could turn into something altogether unhealthy, as he’s: irish (be still my gentle); a devoted father and “unmarried husband” (my phrase); irreverent, smart and prolific (so far); swears like a…well, like a irish fellow; funny in all the ways that tickle my fancies; and also, did I mention he’s irish? As longtime readers around here know, I’ve got a bit of a thing for those accented ireland boys. As much time as I spent at his site, I couldn’t find any photos of the writer, which is alright, because that leaves it all up to my brain, and wowza! what a fox.

I did some actual job-related work as well, but very little, I’ll have you know. I can’t help it if I’m efficient at my job and do everything quickly. Don’t punish me for being fantastic. Even when I try to work slow, I still get things done. Work christa is totally different than any other christa. I’m sure many people are the same way. I’m okay with that.


hb ry!

Today, the little guy turned 3. He still seems really little to me, I guess he always will. But jeez, he’s big. He’s officially a preschooler (although I have yet to find a remotely affordable school; also, apparently, I am about 7 years too late in the application/enrollment process. seriously).

The actual day of his birth is fuzzier to me today than it was a year ago. I still remember it, I can call up details, I can see the images, it’s all there. But now, it’s more like I’m remembering the telling of the details, the stories, rather than the actual experience itself. I suppose it’s only going to get worse from here, so I’m glad I wrote it all down, and I had my friends who were there write their version down. So I could always remember, even when I’ve forgotten.

Anyway, happy birthday to mr. g, as we call him.

You know, looking at these pictures is funny to me. It seems weird yet makes perfect sense how little he’s changed, how he’s been Ry from the moment he came to us till right this very second.

One Minute Old
this was Ry a minute or so after his birth…the only pictures of this event come courtesy of my friends’ cell phones, because the whole labor/worst-pain-ever situation sort of distracted me from bringing my camera to the hospital.

mom and baby
This was right after he was born, but after they cleaned him up. the sweetest picture EVER, thanks Tiffany.

1st Birthday
Here he is at year 1, eating waffles at breakfast, I think.

wobbly walking
He was just starting to figure out the walking thing on his 1st birthday.

The point here is that I’m actually 2 now, not one.
By his 2nd birthday, he had the walking skills down pat, but still working on the talking ones.

wet and wild
I don’t think this picture was on his actual birthday, but it was within a few days and it’s one of my faves.

Brushing his teeth, all by himself
He’s never really loved brushing his teeth, but he’s three now so he can fight himself over it and not me.

Ry at his last day of class
All the kids at his school transition out at age 3, so we had to say goodbye on Friday. It was a sad day for us.


I’m no good. and not in the good way.

I changed into some workout clothes and was ready for the gym, but I decided to eat some chocolate chip cookies instead.

I’m old, “married” and I have a kid. My life is over. Who cares anymore whether I do the gym or do the cookie, huh?

who the eff cares.

Listening to Amy Winehouse makes me want to be drunk and dance around with a lot of cool people that I don’t know.


lousy french canadians

last night was the 3rd game in as many appearances that supposed deadly closer eric freaking gagne blew a red sox lead and lost the game for us.

should’ve known he was from montreal. dirty motherscratcher.