Something in my veins, bloodier than blood

I’ve got a booze-filled weekend ahead of me. And maybe an extracurricular activity filled weekend as well. I’ve done my blood tests. I’ve got 3 more weeks to dry out.

First up is a work thing. We’re all getting together at a nearby bar to say goodbye to a longtime sailboat magazine employee. As this is an office-sponsored event, all my beverages will be free. I’ll be downing them as fast as I order them. But I can’t get so knackered that I won’t drink tomorrow, because that’s the BBQ birthday bash for a friend, with lots of beer, food and various sundries. I’ve got to space out my drunkenness over the two days. Also, I need to relax a little at these work things. It seems every time we go out as coworkers, I end up very far from sober. I haven’t made a fool of myself yet, but it’s only a matter of time, kids. Only a matter of time.

In my advancing years, I much prefer getting inebriated at home or a friend’s house than at a bar. Chances are, if you see me at a bar, free alcohol is involved. Not that I don’t enjoy going out, but it’s much more pleasurable when someone else is footing the bill AND you’re not expected to put out at the end of the night.



my thursday divinity

I don’t get the point of having an extended warranty on your car if you have to pay money when you need it fixed. If something breaks that isn’t normal wear and tear, then the warranty should cover it.

I hate cars and I hate insurance and I hate repair shops and I hate warranties and I hate traffic and I hate every fucking thing in the world.

I can’t make THAT my thursday divinity now can I? can hatred be divine, M?

Hmm. Hmm. okay, I’m going to have to go with hatred. I hated a lot today. It felt good.