so I’m reading this blog from a guy in ireland and he’s a pretty funny fucking bastard, he makes me laugh on a regular basis.
but this here takes the cake. not so much as it’s the funniest thing I’ve read, but it’s the truest thing. you fucking people and your goddamned guitars.
then you’re also going to have to get her a new ipod to more appropriately digest the cookie.
cause her current ipod, purchased sometime in the Carter administration, only holds about 18GB worth of music and since the cookie is so big and chewy and awesome, she needs an ipod that is able to hold more than 18GB of music. cause see, her music needs to be lossless, to fully expose the true gamut of deliciousness the cookie can offer.
I don’t even know what I’m saying here other than my lousy ipod isn’t big enough to hold my music. this acquiring of expensive things is a slippery slope indeed.
so I started a new thing here on loafe, because me and a friend were talking about how awesome a good haiku can be, and so now you can write your own and give them to loafe!
this will be another horribly failed experiment of connectedness here on loafe, but we love to fail horribly. it’s our favorite thing. of all time. loafe loves failure. we stroke failure’s hair, caress failure’s curves, lick failure’s skin. mmm, failure.
I love gordon because he will see that david sedaris is on letterman one night, after I’ve already gone to bed, and he’ll record it for me and I will find it later, in my playlist, and be glad.