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suggestion: do not wipe with cotton candy

By christa 4 August, 2008 best of loafe, vol 1, random

so this weekend I used a public restroom in which the toilet paper was like cotton candy. I don’t mean it was soft like cotton candy, I mean it had…

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How being fucked around with when you’re too young can really mess with your head

By christa 6 May, 2008 best of loafe, vol 1, random

I like and enjoy sex very much, but not with the same person. I hate it when it’s with the same person, it’s a slow slow t o r t…

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it’s morning in Philly

By christa 17 April, 2008 best of loafe, vol 1, random

on the way to work this morning, my cute fedex boyfriend got in behind me on the elevator and said “three please” and when I pushed the 3rd floor button,…

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London is terrific!

By christa 27 March, 2008 best of loafe, vol 1, boston, thursday divinity, wednesday bitchery

This has to be the worst “article” I’ve ever read. Granted it’s from BostonNOW, a extra ordinary lame daily (the Metro is the other one, and it’s saying something when…

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