Move the fuck over lady, for reals.
I don’t know why everyone has to sit next to me on the train. A million fucking open seats from here to the moon & they always gotta sit rightfuckingnext…
Read moreWhy I love my child more than anything in the world
So for all my bitching, my son actually does very cute, sweet things. Like this picture for instance. He’s shown great interest in my hurty foot & boot, and has…
Read moremy gym boyfriend
Okay, so there’s this guy at the gym that I love very much and who needs to have my babies and have them very soon, or else I might die.…
Read moreThis boot is made for stomping
I have to wear this ridiculous boot on my leg. Because apparently I have a stress fracture in my foot. It’s so dumb. I look like an idiot. I have…
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