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I am sorry to report that I am not in fact pregnant with a ghost baby. There were rumors. Suspicions. Raised eyebrows. But alas, my uterine lining has begun to…

I think there are three baby birds. I’ve named them Piper, Callie and Stormy. Piper and Callie are girls and Stormy is probably a girl, too. I obviously have no…

I noticed yesterday or the day before some weird action happening in my balcony bird nest, the mama has not been in the nest and there are these new white…

The one thing I know how to do well is navel gaze. Well, that and sucking cock. So I guess two things. But giving an amazing blow job is also…